HA I'm A Badass

I lived with the same 11 other females literally 24/7 for three weeks.
I replaced toilet paper with snow, rocks, leaves, uuhh air.
I crossed rivers in just my skivvies.
I slept for three days alone. In a forest.
I climbed mountains.
I cleaned the things I ate out of with dirt.
I found bones, bullets, horseshoes, etc.
I went 21 days without a proper bath or toilet or clean clothes or perishable food or electronics.
I rationed my own food.
I cooked my own food.
I made my own shelter (knots and everything).
I drank from a river, and only a river.
I buuuuurrrned. And then tanned!
I swam in rivers.
I cried. And laughed. Sometimes at the same time.
I walked....aaaaalll day.
I fucked up my knee and various other body parts.
I heard packs of coyotes going bat-shit crazy and saw the real night sky.
I slept under the stars.
I wore my heart on my sleeve.

....and stuff.

2010's Bucket List

Mmmm, tasty, tasty goals.

1. Go to all the Disneylands and cruises
2. Throw a bad-ass wedding (or party of equal scale)
3. Be in/work on a movie
4. Skydive. Duh.
5. Have a boy haircut
6. Own the following animals: hedgehog, goat, lamb, parrot, chameleon, pig, cat, fox, monkey
7. Work/volunteer at a zoo or animal rescue center
8. Meet (one of) my favorite bands, bonus points for becoming friends with them
9. Have a crazy "Yes Man" type of adventure
10. Learn how to: skateboard, ride a motorcycle, ride a dirt bike, sword fight, do stunts, do flexibility crap, do fire poi
11. Work with (one of) my favorite directors/actors in some capacity
12. Own a classy old car (preferably a Rolls Royce)
13. Receive jewelry from a lover (stole that one from Caitlyn)
14. Learn how to cook
15. Bake a successfull pie or cake
16. Live...somewhere else
17. Own Christian Liboutin shoes (stole that one from Maddie, I think)
18. Travel. In General.
19. Get a professional massage/spa day
20. Procreate
21. Slap/punch someone ferrealz (preferably a guy)
22. Go to a transvestite/cross-dresser club/party
23. Have a treehouse
24. Own/run a kick-ass, sexy, Moulin Rouge-style dance hall, throw masquerade parties
25. Be part of a dance troupe
26. Play Mrs. Lovett
27. Settle things with D and P
28. Own/run an indoor skatepark
29. Own/run a bakery and/or candy shop
30. Get a tattoo (or multiple)
31. Make a horror movie
32. Serenade a romantic interest
33. Do covers with a band, or, even better, be in an actual band...perform/tour
34. Choreograph. But ferrealz.
35. Learn some Hawaiian
36. Attempt roller derby

Waaait, whut's a blog again?

Well shit….haven’t been here in a while…myyyyy b. Umumum rapid-fire update, GO!

-I’m going to Emerson College in Boston and I have the sweatshirt/car decal/mug/nalgene/medical forms TO PROVE IT
-I’m officially done with all things high school, including, but not limited to: three week outdoor ed trip, prom, alumni dinner, baccalaureate, graduation, grad night. I now have lots of swanky C-wick swag, including a diploma wtf
-THREE-FUCKIN-WEEK OUTDOOR ED TRIP. There are no caps locks big enough to convey the utter….outdoor eddiness. I can now say I have spent three days by myself in the fuckin outdoors, lived literally 24/7 for 21 days with 11 other females. Back off, bitches.
-The Wright family has two new behbeh rats, so far unnamed (probably Blossom and Peony)
-Fasil has passed away
-D and I met up while I was in Boston for what turned out to be a word-vomit-shoot-me-in-the-face-fuck-I’ll-never-stop-love/hating-him brawl
-Oh fuck I went to Coachella for all three days (Muse, Gorillaz, Matt and Kim, Thom Yorke, Imogen Heap, La Roux, Vampire Weekend, Them Crooked Vultures, Coheed and Cambria, Hot Chip, Tokyo Police Club, Mutemath, Phoenix, The Soft Pack, and one bomb-ass t-shirt)
-I have purchased/received (fiiiinallyyyy) some much-needed items, such as a white bathrobe, fingerless gloves, and a passport from after I was in elementary school. Checkin’ those babies off the list
-I’ve been wearing SHORTS
-Completed successful runs of Hair, Rent, a choral concert, and a dance concert
-My dad had one of those “wtf that was a *heart attack?!*” heart attacks
-My sister graduated from coooolleeeege….weeeeird….and is now looking for an apartment with her boyfriend….weirderrrrr….
-My sister and I are planning a trip for August to Morocco, Spain, and for me England
-I got my hair lopped off
-Oh some other super awesome secret-y adventure stuff that the general public is just not ready to know about

Ok that’s probably enough for one sitting. Take that shit and digest it, and let your thirst for Austen Knowledge be quenched. Booyah.